jackfrostagain:

[text] i brush my teeth you should be happy i do that much
[text] omg okay i get the point
[text] seriously tho what happened

[text] yoU ONLY BRUSH YOUR TEETH???
[text] that is DISGUSTING and LAZY and i hope you DIE of some weird tooth-related disease
[text] i still don’t get why you don’t let me be your dentist
[text] i offered you twenty per cent off
[text] oh yeah
[text] my brother gave me candy and told me it was sugar-free
[text] but
[text] but guess what
[text] it wasn’t sugar-free

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