[text] tooth
[text] it’s just candy
[text] i’m pretty sure murderers and animal abusers are worse than candy
[text] and stoP SAYING THAT YOU ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING DENTIST I HAVE EVER MET I DON’T WANT TO TRUST YOU
[text] i said ONE of the world’s deadliest sins jfc jack
[text] of course those come in a close second
[text] IM NOT TERRIFYING
[text] IM JUST MOTIVATED
[text] DO NOT DRINK PURELL
[text] I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S WORSE THAN EATING REAL CANDY
[text] but if you’re gonna drink purell, film it and put it on youtube
[text] you are such an asshole
[text] and i mean that in the fullest possible sense of the word
[text] jack
[text] there are a lot of awful terrible sinful things in the universe
[text] eating real candy is one of them
[text] i cant think of any others right now
[text] but trust me im a dentist
[text] i
[text] i don’t even know what to say to you right now
[text] i’m LUAKHGHING SO HARFN I LVOE YOUR BRIOTHER OFMG
[text] there are so many more LAYERS jack
[text] things about dental care you wouldn’t understand
[text] i could give a class on that
[text] i bet everyone would love it
[text] SHUT UP AND STOP LAUGHING AT MY MISERY
[text] I WANT TO RUB PURELL ON MY MOUTH
[text] AND INSIDE MY MOUTH
[text] AND DOWN MY ESOPHAGUS
[text] AND EVERYTHING THAT IT MADE CONTACT WITH
[text] i brush my teeth you should be happy i do that much
[text] omg okay i get the point
[text] seriously tho what happened
[text] yoU ONLY BRUSH YOUR TEETH???
[text] that is DISGUSTING and LAZY and i hope you DIE of some weird tooth-related disease
[text] i still don’t get why you don’t let me be your dentist
[text] i offered you twenty per cent off
[text] oh yeah
[text] my brother gave me candy and told me it was sugar-free
[text] but
[text] but guess what
[text] it wasn’t sugar-free
[text] that teaches you to roofie me just so you can floss my fucking teeth
[text] who does that
[text] oH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A CAVITY??? AHHAHA IS THAT IT
[text] i cant help it jfc your dental care is horrendous
[text] you should be ashamed of yourself
[text] and do NOT even JOKE about that i would rather
[text] idk
[text] i would rather do something i hate than get a cavity
