[text] DO NOT DRINK PURELL
[text] I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S WORSE THAN EATING REAL CANDY
[text] but if you’re gonna drink purell, film it and put it on youtube
[text] you are such an asshole
[text] and i mean that in the fullest possible sense of the word
[text] jack
[text] there are a lot of awful terrible sinful things in the universe
[text] eating real candy is one of them
[text] i cant think of any others right now
[text] but trust me im a dentist
